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Guy who can't sing
A: Whats that noise ?
B: It's T-pain
A: Oh that explains it.
by KeyChain April 30, 2012
 
1.
Faheem Najm, an American Muslim hiphop singer from Tallahassee, Florida, currently signed under Konvict music.

T-Pain became famous with songs like "I'm in love with a Stripper", and "I'm Sprung". Between 2006 and 2007, T-Pain found himself in numerous singles and radio-hits such as "I'm N Luv", "Buy U a Drank", "Bartender", "U and Dat", "I'm a Flirt", "Outta My System", "Baby Don't Go", "Shawty", and the remix to just about every song ever.

At around the same time, R Kelly appeared in more songs than he'd ever been in before, remixes, singles, every song you can name.
T-Pain: I'm a flirt, soon as I see her walk up in the club, I'ma Party like a rock star! Right after I buy you a drank, of course. I'm in love with a stripper, but baby don't go, LETS DO THE 2-STEP!! I'm a flirt ok? Thats just how I am, I can't get girls outta my system. Whenever i'm around you I always think of you and dat booty...

Muslims aren't supposed to drink... Yet T-Pain's likes the bartender, and he's so drunk he's falling in love with strippers, partying like a rock star.
by lemonlime1379 June 20, 2007
 
2.
most people think of the singer but this is testicle pain caused by getting hit there..
Owwow you caused me severe T-Pain!!
by payum zaerzadeh November 09, 2007
 
3.
A popular music artist. Yes, I say "popular" because he sings on subjects that are inferior enough for mainstreamers, teenyboppers and hoodrats to relate to. Obviously according to this man's music club-hopping is the center of his life, he falls in love with women with ribald job positions (i.e. stripper) and he has a weird obsession with drinks or buying people drinks.

He is NOT R&B. He is the commercial-pop version of R&B. And anyone who think he is the best or "hot" need to die. This generation of young adults need to jump off a bridge.
Somebody KILL T-Pain. Please. Thank You.
by twistedbabydoll September 24, 2007
 
4.
R&B Singer from Florida. T Pain is short for Tallahasse Pain. Hes signed to Akon's Music Label, Konvict Musik.
T Pain sings "Im in love with a Stripper".
by DetroitTom May 18, 2006
 
5.
Testicle pain. The pain that results from impact to testicles.
"Hey careful with those juggling balls....uurrrrrrrgggghhhhh....you just gave me t pain"
by nomanature April 02, 2009
 
6.
1.Titty Pain/Testical Pain
2. A Really Bad R&B Singer That uses a Program called AutoTune Because he can't sing.
3. An R&B Singer That looks like a fucking crackhead.
Danny- You Did You See Usher Sing Yesterday?
Daniel- Yeah! He was WAY better then T-pain!
(Daniel Punches Danny in the Nuts)
Danny- Fk! I got T-Pain!
(Daniel gives danny a Titty Twister)
Danny- FK! I got Even More T-Pain!
Daniel- Dude you look like ur on Crack! You Look Like T-Pain!
Danny- FUCK!
by -Danny- April 09, 2009
 
7.
now ubiquitous r and b singer, immediately identifiable because he sings through a vocorder. this dude was inescapable in 2007.

has never been heard talking with this device.
"buy u a drank", "bartender", "in love with a stripper", "cyclone"... how can anyone not know who t pain is ?
by frere ubu January 08, 2008