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Man, the club was T U tonight..
by Bucknasty March 09, 2012
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What Aggies call The University of Texas. t.u. respectively stands for "Texas University," implying that UT is not the one state university, but really just another college down the road. Many wonder why Aggies have so much contempt for t.u. - probably because an overwhelming number of arrogant, ignorant Longhorns look down upon Texas A&M and think everyone there is an uneducated hick, while assuming that UT is better than them at everything and that no one outside of Texas has heard of TAMU. That's why they call UT t.u.
"I can't wait till the lonestar showdown to see Texas A&M beat the hell outta t.u."
by NDW October 25, 2007
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a superfly girl with amazing skills
uhh dang uh dang, look at tu, she's hot!
by whoa dang January 20, 2005
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Slang for the University of Texas used by students at Texas A&M university. Two great schools in the USA and in Texas.
We really fucked t.u today! It was even close.
by EBOLA VIRUS April 30, 2007
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"You" in Italian. Singular, informal. Used only as a subject, and plural is voi. Optional in almost every sentence.
Some phrases:
"Dove tu sei?" = Where are you?
"Tu hai un bel cane!" = You have a beautiful dog.
"Tu mi ami?" = Do you love me?
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An acronym for Tits Up, meaning inoperative, broken or non-functional. Pronounced Tango Uniform.
Wallops Island Control this is Charlie Golf, be advised my alpha gadget is tango uniform, over.
by harry flashman July 20, 2003
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The gay ass name Aggies came up with for The University of Texas. They think its hilariously clever. But in reality, it just makes them all look dyslexic and ignorant.
"T.U. is not funny. It is NOT insulting. It is dumb. Just imagine if folks from Texas kept talking about M&A and giggling. That would not be funny. In fact, it would be retarded. That's why UT fans don't do it. Please learn."-Jim Rome
by texasforevabiotch June 14, 2010
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