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The act of repetitively defecating in another's gooch crevice while tenderly stroking the shaft in an upward motion and simultaneously groping the scrotal skin in such a way that it provides a channel for duck butter (gooch runoff) to slide ever so slowly back into the perpetrator's mouth who then promptly regurgitates the foul liquid onto a slab of raw T-bone steak while hoisting the hefty portion back into the receivers poonhole, effectively dousing his anal cavity with A1 sauce...all while playing Halo 3. Douchebag: Jesus Christ, did you see that dipshit pull a T Job ?
Asshole: No, what is it? Douchebag: The act of repetitively defecating in another's gooch crevice while tenderly stroking the shaft in an upward motion and simultaneously groping the scrotal skin in such a way that it provides a channel for duck butter (gooch runoff) to slide ever so slowly back into the perpetrator's mouth who then promptly regurgitates the foul liquid onto a slab of raw T-bone steak while hoisting the hefty portion back into the receivers poonhole? Asshole: Fuck no, I just saw him playing Halo 3. |
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Noun: the act of repeatedly sliding your boner between someone else's thighs Chris went into the bedroom with him and they exchanged T Jobs for several hours.
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Tape Job; Taping the blade of your hockey stick. Hell yeah dude, just gotta' finish my T Job!
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