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1.
The act of repetitively defecating in another's gooch crevice while tenderly stroking the shaft in an upward motion and simultaneously groping the scrotal skin in such a way that it provides a channel for duck butter (gooch runoff) to slide ever so slowly back into the perpetrator's mouth who then promptly regurgitates the foul liquid onto a slab of raw T-bone steak while hoisting the hefty portion back into the receivers poonhole, effectively dousing his anal cavity with A1 sauce...all while playing Halo 3.
Douchebag: Jesus Christ, did you see that dipshit pull a T Job ?
Asshole: No, what is it?
Douchebag: The act of repetitively defecating in another's gooch crevice while tenderly stroking the shaft in an upward motion and simultaneously groping the scrotal skin in such a way that it provides a channel for duck butter (gooch runoff) to slide ever so slowly back into the perpetrator's mouth who then promptly regurgitates the foul liquid onto a slab of raw T-bone steak while hoisting the hefty portion back into the receivers poonhole?
Asshole: Fuck no, I just saw him playing Halo 3.
by Donkey Asshole 9 March 26, 2009
 
2.
Noun: the act of repeatedly sliding your boner between someone else's thighs
Chris went into the bedroom with him and they exchanged T Jobs for several hours.
by TJOB4LYFE March 19, 2008
 
3.
While Partaking in carnal pleasures the male lays down on his back, while the female takes two golf tees and sets each of the males testicles on the tees (as if she is about to get ready to "tee off").The female then slaps the man's penis and yells...FORE!!!

The T-Job takes place on grass, or some kind of ground where the tees can be staked. This makes for a more realistic sexual act as well as allows for the testicles to take a substantially more structurally sound form (as the cold air rushing around the scrotum will cause the testicles to retract towards the body) and more akin to real golf balls.
Boy 1: Jessica gave me a T-Job last night on the golf course...
Boy 2: Yea how was that?
Boy 1: It felt real good up until the point when she slapped my penis and one of my balls got impaled...
by Lords of Pelham June 12, 2011
 
4.
Tape Job; Taping the blade of your hockey stick.
Hell yeah dude, just gotta' finish my T Job!
by bkimbarkkkk January 08, 2011
 
5.
tit job
when a guy fucks a girls tits.
That new girl in school loves tjobs
when a girl pushes her tits around the dick and the guy fucks them

Jack "I gave that girl a tjob and she enjoyed it"
Dave "Whats a tjob"
Jack "Its a tit job, when a guy fucks a girls tits
by mohamed kamal May 15, 2008