An eccentric jammy person, who is uber dependent on every person they know. With absolutely zero will power a 'Szucs' seems to always get into sticky situations, but is redonkulously persuasive and lucky. They will without fail find a scapegoat and therefore never learn the lesson.
Pulled with no tax, MOT and insurance? Cripes. Don't worry we'll Szucs this, you'll get your licence back...
You Jammy MotherSzucser!
He's only gone and ruddy Szucs'd it!