A member of the IT department that handles desktops, servers, network, network security and phone systems. Pretty much any hardware and standard software. Usually given so many tasks that random shit that has nothing to do with his job is given to him. Pretty much the company whipping boy.
Big wig 1: The toaster is broken.
Big wig 2: Whoa whoa whoa! It's like your talkin Chinese! Ask the systems administrator to fix it!