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When a person has so much, and such extreme acne, that it looks like they have an STD similar to Syphilis.
I scored with Amy last night, but I had to skip first base because of her Syphizits.

No girl is every going to want to kiss me, have you seen my Syphizits?
by iRod December 27, 2012

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