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When a person with syphilis decides to urinate on an object that will make contact with a person or directly on a person in hopes of transferring their disease. Little do they know that they cannot spread their beautiful burn in that manner. However, this knowledge does little to make the victim any more comfortable with the situation.
Alfred goes to Chuck E. Cheese's every Thursday and syphilpees all over the place. Ball Pit, slides, pizza, Lil' Ralphie, nothing is safe from his urinary wrath.
by The Blah June 05, 2006

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