An absolute shit hole of a city located in New South Wales, Australia.

The city itself is a gray sprawling dirty hell hole full of the nation’s most arrogant people who have a constant chip on their shoulder and possess absolutely no ability to drive at all, regardless of how long they have had their license.

The attitude of most Sydneysiders is appalling as their rudeness and arrogance seems to have no bounds. The city is also full of hippie socialists who regularly cause major traffic disruptions to the lemmings who drive in this city thanks to their weed influenced protests.

Everything in this city is severely overpriced compared to any of the other major cities in Australia. Despite the sky high cost of property in this hell hole it is also Australia’s dirtiest city with graffiti and trash prevalent on every street and around every corner.

The only claim to fame this wannbe New York of a city has is its opera house and harbour, both of which are extremely over rated. The opera house is acoustically unsound and the harbour with its bridge is nothing special when compared to any of the other major cities in the western world.

The state government of this particular state is the worst, most corrupt and incompetent organisation to ever see the light of day. The aforementioned government’s running of the city’s infrastructure has created a ticking time bomb just waiting to explode with catastrophic failures that will bring the joint to its knees.
by alifjlaihliehliah October 06, 2009
Sydney is so smart but she sleeps around too much!
by blank123fuckit July 07, 2011
Sydney has become such a massive Melbourne wannabe. Melbourne is progressing further ahead of Sydney, and Sydney are getting insecure and jealous, so they are trying to adopt Melbourne lifestyle (ie. they are trying to adopt our tram network, laneway culture, and stealing all of Melbourne's magnificent events!), to succeed like us, but failing miserably!!!
Since the 2000 Olympics, Sydney have not achieved anything in comparison to Melbourne which hosts international festivals (comedy, arts, film, flower & garden etc) as well as sporting events, year after year, continuously drawing in massive crowds and international viewers.

Sure, it may look nice on the outside, but really, Sydney is a hole. "Sydney is the girl you wanna have sex with, but Melbourne is the girl you wanna fall in love with.".. "Sydney is the movie, but Melbourne is the book"
Person 1: "So what's there to do in Sydney?"
Person 2: "Ya look at a bridge and an opera house.... that is all"
Person 1: "Ugh, that's a shame. Looks like Melbourne has more character and depth :)"
by lhrO995 March 29, 2010
Sydney is in Australia and was a place originally to dump convicts from Britain. Now it is the home of many people and from many countries.

Anyway, it gets really hot during Summer and it's not very comfortable.
Sydney has been undergoing urban renewal in several suburbs in hopes of making Sydney an ecologically sustainable development, which is practically making Sydney a better place to live in now and in the future.
by Bubblemon May 28, 2005
A city in Australia who's people didn't understand why Melbourne was threatened by terrorists when Sydney wasn't. and btw Sydney is not much warmer than Melbourne in winter. get over it!
Sydneysider: why would neone want to bomb Melbourne? *sobs*
Melbournian: coz its the shiz
by melbourneroxmasox August 16, 2006
Nice to look at, horrible to indulge.

A sprawling, openly fun, flamboyant yet hollow and unsophisticated city with its heart stuck in the 80's that focusses upon itself as central to Australia due to it being the largest and most photogenic city in the country also the southern hemisphere. The focus is upon a wonderfully iconic looking bridge that suffers bottleneck traffic and an amazingly unique looking Opera House that is unfortunately acoustically unsound along a chic bay of houses throwing up millions of wasted dollars in Ken Donesque architecture.

Better off looking at a postcard than paying for the airfare.
Forester #1 - That fulsome log looks great for the fire, it'll be heavy. The best I've seen in the southern hemisphere!
Forester #2 - No, methinks it'll be light. It looks great from afar until you get closer and can see that it's been hollowed. It looks a tad Sydney to me.
by Havencheese November 10, 2007
An Interpol detective specializing in clandestine operations going deep undercover to infiltrate Gaelic Clown Porn gangs. All Sydney’s have naturally occurring size 18 feet plus red noses and can be deadly with squirting flower at 30 paces.
“Hey Jacque put your pantaloons back on and let’s get back to the Big Top, the Ringmaster will want to know there’s a Sydney here, we’re busted”
by TheClown1 August 18, 2009

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