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A person or group of people who are naturally amazing at everything they try. A Swortz will always be extremely attractive and have a personality that shines like a thousand suns. If you are lucky enough to get a Swortz as a friend or mate, never stop showering them with gifts. Swortzs can be tracked through history as the most beautiful and successful people.
That person is a total Swortz. Just look at them. Utter perfection.
by E-shortzy April 29, 2012

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