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witty, charming online celeb who enjoys cars, video games, and is a bit of a fanboy when in the presence of female celebrities.
funny, xbox, disney, Swoozie
by scififan May 18, 2013
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When someone lets out a fart that they've been holding in and a little poop slips out.
"I sneezed really hard and had a swoozie man where's the bathroom?"
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1 Drinking an excessive amount of alcohol.

2 Party harder than anyone around you.

3 To hook up with a dime

4 The combination of partying, drinking, and hooking up with one or more dime(s). See definition 4 of dime

5 Win multiple (3+) games of beerpong in a row.

6 Official nickname of Zachary from Marlboro. Also known as the "icon."
(1-4) I cant wait to get my swoozie on tonight.

(5) You see Zachary run those tables? Man, he got his swoozie on.

(6) Have you seen how big SwOoZie's package is?

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whore,easy,loves bjs,and making her boobs look bigger than they are.
Alexis Lazar is such a swoozie!
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