Something douchebags say to describe themselves as being ripped or jacked
Douchebag: Whoa bro look at me. I'm so swoll
Normal Person: That's great. Shut the fuck up
Ebonics for "Swollen", as in getting "swollen" or "buff" at the gym.
Yo, after a couple months at the Y, i'll be a swoll motherfucka.
very muscular; jacked; ripped
To be muscular, jacked, strong etc.
Man, my pockets mo swoll than AC Slater.
Term used to describe someone with considerable and evident musculature. Not to be confused with cut, meaning someone is very defined but not necessarily swoll.
Did you see Lou Ferrigno over there? Guy's fucking SWOLL!
extremely jacked and buff. having a lot of muscle. having an amazing body. great at wrestling because of the definition of muscle owned. biceps big as a head. abs like a rock.
"Dude did you see that kid Nick at wrestling?"
"Nick Riemen? Oh yeah he's totally swoll"
The act of masturbating especially in regions related to Champaign, Illinois.
"Man, I've been studying all day. Do you mind if I go get swoll on your couch and then take a nap?"
"Get iiiiit! I'll make you some coffee from glo j when you wake up"