Swishful Thinking 

When all you can think of is making 3 pointers, or making a basket that is a swish. This is common for poor shooters, who dream of swishes all day, and then celebrate when they finally make one, after multiple misses. This is called Swishful Thinking, as they continue to shoot and shoot, knowing they will finally make one.

Damn, did you see Keith hit that huge 3 after he missed like 6 shots in a row. Yeah dude, he is the king of Swishful Thinking.

Swishful Thinking by Gohanssj22 July 7, 2020

Swishy Dog

A Swishy Dog is a prank to play on either a sleeping, drunk, or otherwise incapacitated person at a party or wherever the situation permits. Simply wait until the victim passes out, or is sleeping. Next, take a room temperature hot dog and insert it into the victims mouth. "Swish" the hot dog all around the inside of their mouth, teeth and gums, forcefully if needed to ensure that they will wake up. continue to slap it across their face and forehead until they open their eyes. Next, hide the hot dog, unzip your fly and pull your dick out of your pants and present it close to the victims face. If properly executed, the victim will suspect that they just got finished getting mouth raped and subsequently never be the asshole who passes out at a party again.

After falling asleep to an episode his favorite show, Harry Paratesties woke up abruptly to something forcing itself in and around his mouth emitting a salty taste throughout. As he opened his eyes he immediately was horrified at the large, uncut penis that swayed before him. A burst of laughter ensued as all of his friends accused him of blowing another man. But everyone at the party knew that he hadn't, he was just the victim of a perfectly executed Swishy Dog. (See also; felching for duckbutter)

Swishy Dog by FupaGunt March 7, 2015

Swooshman 

The man wearing just the Nike stuff. Just do it. Just swoosh it. Completely dressed up in black sneakers, socks, boxers, shorts, t-shirt, jacket, gloves and baseball cap. His kids in the same stuff are swooshboy and swooshgirl

Guy #1: Who's that slick man wearing all black Nike stuff with just white swoosh logo?
Guy #2: Oh, that's Mister Milanko Sasko a. k. a. Doctor Fiasco, known around Vienna, Austria as purist Swooshman, because he hates that crappy noisy designed Nike logo with lettering next to the swoosh. He is the #1 Nike customer in Europe wearing just the swoosh stuff from 1980. He is famous for founding Lit eX.i.t. society (eXperience. independence. tolerance). Swoosh symbol represents that his head, heart and heels are checked out for integrity and honesty.

Swooshman by amiland May 2, 2022

swisha 

Slang for a Swisher Sweet cigar. commonly made into a blunt with marijuana

imma grab a swisha and a forty and keep the party jumpin

swisha by Chrome April 9, 2006

Shoish 

A flexible interjection that is a substitute primarily used for the word "sheesh" and is often, but not always, followed by the word "moish." This term is often used as a filler word or simple response to a statement that doesn't warrant a lengthy one. This can also be used as a reaction word in a manner very similar to "damn" or "wow."

1. "I just failed my calc exam.." Shoish
2. My stomach keeps acting up, shoish
3. "Ninja's highest sub count on Twitch was over 285,000.." Shoish moish

Shoish by brownboymuaaz May 19, 2019

Swish Pants 

A style of pants, typically worn by school kids, gym rats and street people, that make a swishing sound as you walk.

Mike wasn't allowed to enter the bar because he was wearing swish pants.

Swish Pants by Willy Pom June 11, 2008

Swoosh Migration

When the logo on a sock moves around the wearer's leg, so it is not in the place it is supposed to be, usually the side of the calf.

Dan: Whoa! You have serious swoosh migration, bro.
Mike: Oh, thanks for the heads up man.

Swoosh Migration by YTMOSH October 2, 2012