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1.
Having or obtaining a huge Penis with the intent to use it on a female to ejaculate in or around her mouth/face
Yo my switzer is SOO big

My Switzer is like 12 inches long

My friend Dan gave this chick a Switzer the other night.
by Switzer February 03, 2009
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2.
To have little or no penis

Small enough to not be aloud on ride

watch men wrestle for fun
A girl came up to me and said a have a Switzer.

I tried to get on the ride but i was Switzered and had to go home and beat off.

Do you wanna Switzer this weekend?
by Harry norman bush October 15, 2009
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