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Switters 

Switters is a contradiction for all seasons:

an anarchist who works for the government;

a pacifist who carries a gun;

a vegetarian who sops up ham gravy;

a cyberwhiz who hates computers;

a man who, though obsessed with the preservation of innocence, is aching to deflower his high-school-age stepsister (only to become equally enamored of a nun ten years his senior).
i think they are so mental, they are most defiantly switters.

like that of a "emo" trying not to conform, when in reality they are all conforming to dressing in dark clothing, make up and hating on life.
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switters 

A term coined on dailykos to (erroneously) identify a sockpuppet or troll on absolutely no evidence whatsoever. Often used as a rallying cry for "trusted users" to whip up sentiment for another witch-hunt, er, banning.
You're just another Switters sockpuppet!
switters by FieldingBandolier February 27, 2007
sweat between your titties
dude you know you want my switty
switty by nicolelu August 26, 2005
I'm quite switter 'bout ya...
switter by Andrew Jay Riley February 15, 2018
Abbreviation of S'witty, which is a further abbreviation of "so witty."

Term coined by myself and Ayla to describe how witty we are.

Also the name of our website, switty.net
Person 1: Your mom.

Person 2: Dude, that was so not switty.
Switty by Eric March 29, 2005

switters 

To find someone attractive or good looking
Oh that guy over there is looking switters
switters by Hey handsome April 5, 2016