A type of Stall-Walker. One who briskly swishes water over their hands without using soap after taking a leak or a dump.
Gabe: Answer me this Alfred, did you make mud pies when you were a kid?
Alfred: Sure did Gabe, how did you know?
Gabe: Well, when you swished instead of using soap after you came out of the toilet you pretty much just made a doo-doo cake in your hands. (pause) With pee extract.
Red: Yo chief, can me and Hank get some of your potato chips?
Slim: Didn’t ya’ll just come out of the can?
Slim: Did ya’ll wash your hands with soap?
Slim: Ain’t neither one of you Swisher’s stickin’ your stink’n hands in my bag.
As in a "Swisher" Brand ciggar. Filled with the worst tobacco you could possibly smoke. But the manufacturer knows that. They know that folks don't actually smoke their shit.
The purpose of the swisher is to roll a blunt and smoke weed.
It is broken up down the center line, emptied of its original contents, refilled with marijuana, and resealed.
One swisher can hold anywhere from a pinner 10 sack to a fat dub, depending on your rolling skills. They come in flavors such as Sweet (nasty), Strawberry (the best), grape (better), and peach (good).
Don't forget to pick up a swisher before you come through.
got dem swisherz so we can roll dis blunt
The brand Swisher Sweet
cigars. Popularly will be used as a blunt
by emptying a Swisher Sweet cigarillo of its guts (tobacco), lining the shell with marijuana
, and resealing it. Personally not my favorite blunt paper, but it's dirt cheap and works decently. Holds from a short dime to a fatty dub. Comes in a variety of flavors including peach, menthol, strawberry, chocolate, grape, and tequila. Here is the one and only top list for swisher flavors:
Bob and I went down to the local convenient store and bought two swisher sweets. We then ripped that sucka down the middle, emptied that tobacco product and finally rerolled it filled with amazing weed. It's safe to say that I got blazed
"I dont smoke Phillies ima Swisher man"
"Yeah, roll the Philly or Swisher Sweet"
i love smoking swishers
nahh i like blunts
there the same you homeless crack head
Drinking straight out of a bottle of alcohol like vodka or tequila instead of pouring it into a cup or mixing it with juice.
Hey man, pass me that vodka so I can do some swishers!
(adj.) term used to describe perfect randomness, uniqueness, and one-of-a-kind events, people, situations, etc. Used freely in any situation of epic proportions that you know no one has ever experienced before.
"Orthogonal pigeons dropping little rectangles. Oh, just keep it Swisher!"
"Don't do the idiot! Oh Swisher!"
"Smoke 'em if you have 'em. Relax if you don't. Keep it Swisher!"