Lamont: Man, where the damn drinks at!
(Jalapenos waitress brings several giant Red Swirly Drinks to table)
Darius: (while taking particular notice of swirling pattern radiating down the center of the drink) Ewwwwwwwwwww SHIIIITTTT!!!!
Bubba: Look at Smiff's table! Happy hour must end in about 5 minutes. (Entire surface area of Smiff's table covered with Green Swirly Drinks).
John: Yep, Smiffs gettin fucked up tonight!