Swine flu is when you're having sex with a girl but pull out to cum all over her pussy, then use your hands to spread it all over her body.

After all, it starts south of the border and quickly spreads north.
Girl: No, not inside! Give me the swine flu instead!
Guy: Oh it's pandemic!
by TPain4Life April 28, 2009
A derogatory adjective used to describe something as particulary sloppy and/or nasty.

Man 1: "That dude just thrusted his pelvis into his pool cue and knocked in 2 balls."

Man 2: "That swine flu mother fucker."

by Helpmejesus April 26, 2009
A pig of a bug.
Listen, you swine flu you. I don't like the cut of your jig.
by Captain Crow April 30, 2009
A flu that makes everyone want to piss themselves.
Also makes you extremely afraid of fat asses.
Originates from mexico.
Also known as Bacon Fever.
John: "crap, i have swine flu!"
Mark: "does that mean we can't hang out anymore?"
by Imakemyselflaugh:D May 01, 2009
A flu that makes you attracted to morbidly obese men, usually homosexual, and named Cipriano.
Example 1:
Girl One: Man, I got the swine flu.
Girl Two: You slept with Mr. Mendez?!

Example 2:
Girl One: I've got the swine flu, I'm so horny!
Cipriano Mendez: HERE I AM!
by stefashoniqua May 01, 2009

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