A disease that is ravaging that land of the united states. Some say it is fake while others say that it is Obama's way to block up the border and stop the immigration of mexicans into america. (Even though he claims he is for opening the border)
While others blame former president bush saying that it is his fault that the mexicans created this disease because it is their revenge on us for not allowing them to cross the our lands.
Random Mexican 1:Damn essay im pissed off at them damn gringos for closing off the border

Random Mexican 2:Well homes what can we do

Random Mexican 3:Well them damn chinks came up with the bird flu.

Random Mexican 1:Damn pigs... wait, thats what we will call it. swine flu
by +2 April 30, 2009
Pretty much what teenagers now flip out about whenever somebody cough, sneeze, have a snotty nose, a little stomach cramp, etc. It could be hay fever or food poisoning or just for running in track too hard.

Also, another excuse for the people who make hand sanitizers to make a few extra buck because we are in a "recession". Remember Y2K?
*somebody coughs because of a tickle in the throat or something*
Teen: Oh my gosh, I got like the swine flu
Teen 2: We are all going to die. Stay away from me!!
by shawty lg 23 May 09, 2009
a flu, which actually started in a farm in the us, possibly by a farmer who went to mexico because he might have been closer to the boarder than anyone else. later the flu spear all over mexico, and then it spread all over the world. Now theres a vaccine that avoids it, but people in canada are dying because of it. so you better not take it till obama or some other important bastard takes it and lives.

For some reason it created such a hype around the world. :l

There'd already be a cure for cancer if it would have had such a big hype
guy1: *cough*
guy2: *backs away*
guy1: Dude i only have cold >_> fff.
guy2:riiiiiiiiiight. you probably have swine flu.
guy1: dont make me cough on your face.
by Your Doctor. February 07, 2010
"Catching the Swine Flu...", a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman.
Example: "Dave caught the swine flu last night."
by Jon Hopkins September 22, 2009
Swine Flu: Fat Greedy Mexicans Terrorising the Americans by dressing in pig costumes and invading their country by the millions.
Person one: OMG A PIG
Person two: Swine Flu!!! *runs*
Mexican: Bacon nice, yes?
by JFEL May 04, 2009
They said that the day a black man would become president is when pigs fly. 100 days into Obama's presidency swine flu
the day came when swine flu
by tall g May 02, 2009
The very fucking flu that was placed in our society by our fucking government to distract us from fucking other important issues.
Oh shit the fucking economy is taking a shit, oh shit Im fucked up with swineflu and now im taking a shit
by Mr.Posh April 29, 2009
An undercover cop;
Someone who hangs around or works with the police
Jimmy: Yo don't trust that dude
John: Why?
Jimmy: I think he got the Swine Flu
John: He ain't even sick
Jimmy: But he hangs around with Pigs (police)
by JattDizzleTheProducer November 08, 2009

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