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1. A form of the flu causing an unnecessary paranoia in the general global public, especially America. The only people who have died from this illness in the 2009 outbreak, for whatever reason, are Mexicans. One of them came into the US before they died, causing everyone to flip the fuck out completely unnecessarily because now people think that there are swine flu deaths all over the United States, when this is in fact false.
2. The latest bad reason to not leave the house. See "bad economy", definition 1.
Teen 1: I can't go out tonight, my mom's scared of the swine flu.
Teen 2: So, you're under quarentine because... the flu is going around?
Teen 1: Yeah.
Teen 2: The hell.

Remember, kittlings. The flu by any other name... is still the flu. In this case, nothing more, nothing less.
by Game Cat May 01, 2009
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When a person regarless of colour or gender has a sexual attraction towards Latin Americans / Mexicans.

Much like Jungle Fever.
John - Last night I fucked Selena Gomez, it was awesome.
Matt - What? man you got swine flu badd

Staci - Philippe looks really hot today..
Mary - Bitch you got swine flu, i hear its lethal
by Cheezburger&Friez September 29, 2009
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Watch out for that chick man. You don't wanna catch the swine flu do you?
by Rhynon July 01, 2009
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Seeming to have to stemmed from Mexico because it has more cases. And moar cases means MEZCANS! amirite? This will lead to the zombie apocalypse. This is probably Al Gore's biggest fear at the moment because 100 years ago, South Park revealed his distaste for Man-Bear-Pig. Anyways, you're screwed. Watch 28 Days and play Left 4 Dead to prep yaselves.
CDC:"new strain of swine flu includes a human strain, a bird strain, and 2 pig strains of flu all in one."

Al Gore: Man-Bird-Pig Flu is a threat to all society as we know it!
by Colonel Krackin April 28, 2009
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They said that the day a black man would become president is when pigs fly. 100 days into Obama's presidency swine flu
the day came when swine flu
by tall g May 02, 2009
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When you got blasted the night before and porked that fatty.
dude #1: so how'd last night go

dude #2: alright...apparently i was schwasted and caught the swine flu.

dude #1: aww man, again?
by purple david October 25, 2009
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A form of influenza spread by terrorists disguised as pigs.
by Benjixx April 27, 2009
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