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A government smoke screen to cause fear and panic while they really are trying to put the fire out on other publicly humiliating news worthy topics.
If the heat's on Obama... it's swine flu on you!
by crazy 4 tennis April 27, 2009
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A seemingly understated epidemic that will claim OVER 9000 bodies. Grab the shotguns, this is going to be a zombie war.



/b/
Zombie hunter: Whats the swine flu count up to?
Zombie hunter2: OVER 9000!!!!!
by xmoofyx April 29, 2009
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Swine Flu is a miracle that passed from Mexico to the U.S. Because of it, public schools nationwide are closing, and you can buy two pounds of bacon for $0.99.
Jack: I have the Swine Flu!
(Schoolkids): HOORAY!!!
by Overlord Oozumpti May 13, 2009
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A virus causing much less ownage than the vaccine manufacturers want you to know about.
Businessman: ZOMG, it's Autumn when everybody gets sick; let's give the flu a name like "Swine Flu" to boost our vaccine sales!
by anarkizm October 29, 2009
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Sexual attraction and/or interaction towards obese and/or overweight people.
Yo, Gary has been having sex with nothing but fat girls, I think he has the Swine Flu.

Mary has been getting with a bunch of obese men. She definitely has the Swine Flu.
by Taco Shabazz May 06, 2009
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S,W,I,N,E
Stupid Wetbacks Infecting Nearly Everyone
Swine Flu Came from Mexico
by AlCa May 10, 2009
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Obama's attempt to rid Mexicans off the face of the planet.

Unfortunately, he forgot about the immigrants.
Obama: Yes! Swine Flu has proven effective I'm feeling awfully tired and my head hurts..*Coughs*..
by Gluttonous April 29, 2009
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