When you got blasted the night before and porked that fatty.
dude #1: so how'd last night go

dude #2: alright...apparently i was schwasted and caught the swine flu.

dude #1: aww man, again?
by purple david October 26, 2009
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Stupid Wetbacks Infecting Nearly Everyone
Swine Flu Came from Mexico
by AlCa May 10, 2009
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Sexual attraction and/or interaction towards obese and/or overweight people.
Yo, Gary has been having sex with nothing but fat girls, I think he has the Swine Flu.

Mary has been getting with a bunch of obese men. She definitely has the Swine Flu.
by Taco Shabazz May 7, 2009
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1. A form of the flu causing an unnecessary paranoia in the general global public, especially America. The only people who have died from this illness in the 2009 outbreak, for whatever reason, are Mexicans. One of them came into the US before they died, causing everyone to flip the fuck out completely unnecessarily because now people think that there are swine flu deaths all over the United States, when this is in fact false.
2. The latest bad reason to not leave the house. See "bad economy", definition 1.
Teen 1: I can't go out tonight, my mom's scared of the swine flu.
Teen 2: So, you're under quarentine because... the flu is going around?
Teen 1: Yeah.
Teen 2: The hell.

Remember, kittlings. The flu by any other name... is still the flu. In this case, nothing more, nothing less.
by Game Cat May 1, 2009
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Watch out for that chick man. You don't wanna catch the swine flu do you?
by Rhynon July 1, 2009
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The Governments way of saying the common cold so they can send out vaccinations and steal more money from us.
They say it is a horrible thing it's just like the common cold, but psychologically we get sick and think swine flu our minds are powerful and make us more sick so they call it the swine flu.
Doctor: I Think You Have The Swine Flu.

Person: No! I have a very bad respiratory infection and a stuffy nose. My temperature may rise to 102.7 but there's no such thing as a 'swine flu'

Doctor: Um..okay then..
by Swineian October 31, 2009
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Obama's attempt to rid Mexicans off the face of the planet.

Unfortunately, he forgot about the immigrants.
Obama: Yes! Swine Flu has proven effective I'm feeling awfully tired and my head hurts..*Coughs*..
by Gluttonous April 30, 2009
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