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to hate on someone; the act of hating
Hater: Your outfit is type wack

Me: Don't swindle
Hater: You hella booty in ball

Me: Stop swindling
by TYPE_PHRESH April 12, 2008
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someone who tries to play you over. play games with you.
Brandon you been on some swindles
by michelle myers December 08, 2003
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(v); to swindle
A form of revenge. When one shits on anything or anyone that is not meant to be shat on, thus destroying that beings confidence, reputation and personal property. This can stem from extreme hatred and disgust of the person or owner of the object being shat on. An important part of swindling is discretion. The person being swindled must not know it was you who swindled them and must remain confused as they angrily clean up the shit you have bestowed upon them.
(past tense)
Jon: Dude, I just swindled Mark so bad!
Rob: Why?
Jon: he stole my bitch so I took a shit in his bed!
Rob: NICE!
by Swindler's List June 16, 2013
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to rob somebody out of something.
Man as if you swindled that CD player
by Rick Jamison February 17, 2004
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The act of stealing one's personal possession in a non-specific manner in an attempt to be humourous.
So i swindled the paper!
by DeMoNiC February 20, 2003
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The state of being a cool skydiving math nerd or of something/someone being cool
Student 1: That math dweeb skydives?!
Student 2: Yeah! He's really good at it too.

Student 1: That elevates him to the status of swindle in my book!
by Eruth August 30, 2012
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The flab spilling over ones pants. also known as love handles, muffin tops, or a bulging waist line.
Janes swindles were extremely noticeable while wearing that tight shirt.
by Love handles April 15, 2011
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An ugly chick who thinks they are good looking.
(Person 1)Eww, look at that swindle over there.
(Person 2)That's discusting!
by g-jew November 20, 2011
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