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22.
A game that consists of jerking off as many times as you can in one hour. It is often played competitively when in High school or College but can also be played solo against your own personal record. It is generally based on the honor system but use of officials to judge and the requirement of evidence is not unheard of.
Teacher: So class, what did you do over the Christmas Break?

Student 1: Swifties 4! A new personal record

Student 2: Seriously?! 4 wow I barely got 3

Teacher: What are you guys talking about, what is Swifties?

Student 1: Uhh....it's a new video game
by Tvan12 December 04, 2009
 
1.
One of the most awesome people on all of Youtube. He is awesome at video games, he is a role model to thousands of the people that subscribe to him. He has great friends and a good sense of humor. Overall, a great guy.
"Hey Will! Did you see Swifty's new 1 shot macro?" "Yea! He was able to crit that guy for 100k!"
by Jim Downey October 10, 2011
 
2.
Hardcore Taylor Swift fans!
1. "I'm a New York swiftie!"
2. "All swifties should join this new Taylor Swift fan page on FB!"
by A fellow swiftie December 02, 2010
 
3.
Dedicated Swift Fans who go to any measure to make sure they know every single thing about her and who own twitter and tumblr by knowing more about Meredith than any other animal in the world.
Swifties are true fans
Swifties love Meredith
by Jill Swift December 17, 2011
 
4.
A girl who is completely obsessed with country singer Taylor Swift. Usually a little bit lesbian towards her, and would give anything to meet her and be like her. Supports her 100% and loves her an unhealthy amount.
Shut up, I'm a swifty.
by lolIDEK October 25, 2010
 
5.
A remarkably amazing person, who is very very cool.
Look at her, she's definately a swifty cause she's hanging out with Mike
by Mike Groves December 08, 2008
 
6.
Swifties are fans of Taylor Swift. The third scariest nation of fans after directioners and belibers. Swifties can find out most of Taylor's personal information.
directioners: i know the boys' blood types
belibers: i know Justin's phone number

swifties: i know where Taylor lives
by amandaisnotme May 12, 2013
 
7.
noun. a man of courage and intense gaming skillz, usually a subject of a song written about drugs
The song about Swifty is complete! Let's go eat weed!
by Humpcatter16 January 16, 2010