Top Definition
Verb: The act of lying about something so silly such as wakeboarding. smh
BJ: What you been up to bro?
Savage: Not much man, just been wakeboarding and getting mad pussy this week, what about you?
BJ: For real man? Damn you a straight up pimp. Will you be my friend?
Savage: Naw man, I wasn't wakeboarding, I was just swift'n ya. I just been playing Madden and smoking a fat blunt bro.
BJ: ugh!, I hate getting swifted.
by BJ Da Great August 07, 2010

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