One who sits and picks his ass in the stands with a tiny drumstick (he holds in one hand) and the bucket he holds in the other, as other enjoy the opportunity to touch the ice. This is the epitome of a SHIT SHOW. This is worse than a duster because this person would never EVER touch the ice. This is two steps below the average bender.
The Swiffer Wet Jet Dusty Mcbend-bends shatters his stick on the bench at 5:30 in the morning, and then goes home to dust himself off and ice down aching ankles.