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A Sweetland is typically a lonely lurker who injects his gay lover with a sugar coated fecal sprinkled syringe; creating a semi-sweet puss filled shit blister, which, is bitten into during the climax of an 11 finger prostate massage.
I was afraid to go to the gay Dr's office for my prostate exam for fear of getting another sweetland.
by Chops D. June 05, 2012

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