Waitress "What can I get you folks to drink?"
Snow Bird "Ice Tea"
Waitress ""We have Sweet Tea"
Snow Bird "You people in the South, can't you drink Ice Tea like the rest of America?"
Waitress "Sorry, we drink Sweet Tea, now go back to New York you Yankee bastard"
It is believed that pedophiles are fueled on the stuff. McDonalds has recently attempted to capitalize on this fact.
See: To Catch a Predator
Underage Looking Female: I made some sweet tea. Would you like some?
Male: OMG Yes, you know what I crave. I'm now ready to have intercourse with you.
Cops: BUST HIS ASS!!!!