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3. Sweenis
Sweenis is a loud mouth sailor with a retarded looking jaw.
Sweenis is on a jappering rampage today, somebody get the duct tape.
1. sweenis
when working out and getting soo sweety even your dick is sweatting
"I just came back from the gym and man do i have a sweenis!"
by Scott Jun 23, 2004 add a video
2. sweenis
noun- when something is so sweet, it's probably a penis.
Gemma- I've got great boobs!
Kyle- Really?
Gemma- Absolutely!
Kyle- Sweenis, yo.
4. Sweenis
The penis-shaped bulge that frequently appears when wearing a zip-front sweater. This phenomenon occurs to both sexes.
"Is that your sweenis showing, or are you just happy to see me?"

Or, "Suzy, pull down your shirt, you've got a serious sweenis showing."
5. Sweenis
When your sweatpants make a bulge that could be mistaken for a penis.
Ben: Hey Liz, nice Sweenis.

Liz: Errrrrmotherrrrr.
6. sweenis
A sweedish penis.
Look at bubba's huge sweenis, it the hairest one eyed monster i've ever seen.
by chode johnson Sep 2, 2003 add a video
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