T: Cool, you might get laid!
E: It is not that hard to get laid!
T: Yeah, but Swedish Torpedo is one of a kind. A nice thick penis is hard to turn down.
Matt & Mitch:tht fucking puck slut??good work man!
Matt:u hit and ran right?
Mitch:fucking gross man....
Alex: i got a chubby
Matt:Holy shit i just made this bitch Danielle blind in one eye with that shit