Janie: Derek, are you done in the bathroom yet? Hurry up and get the fuck out!
Derek: Don't you hurry me woman, or i'm going to have to swedge it, and neither of us want that do we.
this is a term used locally here (scotland) but im not in or around the glasgow area. quite far from there.
"im swedged" - im rolling face
"im gonna swedge tonight" - im going to be rolling face tonight
Swedge!! Free food!!!
Oh my go theres booze here too!!
No way your Swedgeness Personified!