A woman or man from Sweden. The woman are always hot but not as tall as everyone thinks. The men are also very good looking and are on average 6" or taller. Swedes can be found by asking them about Norway. All Swedes hate Norway because of the natural oil reserves that were found after Sweden gave Norway back to the Norwegians. Swedes are usually blonde but can very between dark blonde to brunette. Do not mistake a swede for a person from Switzerland, we hate that. Us swedes are all good looking and while at the but of every country's jokes, you still want to get with us.

An extremely cool, dope and chill person from Sweden; Europe.

A swede is a citizen of Sweden. The plural is swedes. Not to be mistaken for people from Switzerland. The main difference is that swiss people eat a lot of chocolate and wear lederhosen all day. Sweden is located in Scandinavia, right next to Norway and Denmark.

Swedes listen to rock music and have sex all the time, often while drinking beer and talking trash about the norwegians. We also take pride in creating some of the best pornographic material in the world.

Swedes are also known for their fine automobile manufacturers - Volvo (owned by Ford) and SAAB. SAAB also manufactures one of the best fighter aircraft models to date - the SAAB JAS 39 Gripen.

Sweden, the natural habitat of the swedes, is in many ways identical to America. In fact, we're just a smaller version of America. Instead of George Willy Bush (I find his name so amusing) we have Göran Persson, also known as the advocate of Satan. Now that I think about it, every swedish political party leader is an advocate of Satan.

Instead of having african-american citizens, we imported middle-eastern people. The only difference is that arabs aren't anywhere near as cool as real blacks. Plus, they have to shave their eyebrows or it grows into a unibrow. The arabs in Sweden all drive BMWs. Don't ask me how they can all afford one.

How do swedes act socially, you ask? Well ... most swed...

To make a homebrew version of a famous movie. i.e. - "Be Kind, Rewind"

1. Person of Sweden, Scandinavia, Northern Europe. Typically tall and very good-looking with white-blonde hair and blue eyes. There is a stereotype that says Swedish girls are all horny bimbo sluts, but this mostly came from a couple of Swedish actresses during the 1950s who played some of the first nude roles.

2. A whitish-green vegetable with broad waxy leaves that grow in a tight "rose". Belongs to the cabbage family.

The coolest people this side of the mason dixon line.

A person from the country of SWEDEN. A constitutional monarchy located on the Scandinavian peninsula, bordering Norway to the west and Finland to the east. 9 million inhabitants, most of them very good looking. The home of Volvo and Saab cars as well as Ericsson mobile phones and the IKEA furniture store. Some famous Swedes include the director Ingmar Bergman, actress Ingrid Bergman, hockey player Peter Forsberg and pop group ABBA.

uptight but fun drinking buddies