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When one thoroughly dips their choad in candle wax of their favorite scent and vigorously strikes a female in the twat with it for twenty-five minutes.
Male: "Hey, would you like a sweaty quarter?"

Female: "Only if you use cinnamon scented candle wax."

Male: "Right on!"
by Gnarfish&Jeevvz August 22, 2009

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