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Sweater dumplings 

Nice beautiful boobs completely covered in a tight sweater or not but we can see the outline of the treasure below.
She’s got the best sweater dumplings I’ve ever seen.
Her sweater dumplings make her the complete package.
She’s a beautiful, intelligent, nice girl with terrific sweater dumplings.
Sweater dumplings by DrCPA December 26, 2019

do you listen to sweater weather?

"do you listen to sweater weather" is code for "are you bisexual?"
guy: hey, do you listen to sweater weather?
girl: yeah, are you coming out to me in any way what-so-ever?
guy: still questioning.
girl: well, I support you :)

Sweater Dicks 

(Noun) A term coined by stoners to describe womens' breasts.
Stoner: *puts the bong down* "You've got some sick sweater dicks, man."
Girl: "Beat it, kid."
Sweater Dicks by McCrapper December 6, 2019

sweater bullets 

These are nipples protruding through the fabric of a sweater, usually of a braless woman.
It was below freezing, and Melissa's sweater bullets were obvious.

Mexican meat sweats 

The name for the condition you find yourself in when you have imminent blowout diarrhea and are in the last steps of a hurried dash to the nearest toilet.
I totally had the Mexican meat sweats yesterday and blew up the bathroom at Guitar Center."
Mexican meat sweats by carlmarks January 3, 2015

dress sweats

A good pair of sweatpants. A pair that you might consider wearing in public.
I had to run to the gas station down the road, so I put on my dress sweats and headed out.
dress sweats by Jazzual January 22, 2013