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Adj - smart, successful, questionable sanity - but reasonable, good looking, prideful - but not arrogant. And oh ya, badass.
Billy the Kid
Harrison Ford
Bruce Willis
Megan Fox
Et cetera

"That girl is confident AND sexy, she's so Swarts.
by I'm in love with a Swarts. October 16, 2009
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Golden Shower Plush

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woman with a large flabby ass; fat chick. Derived from observation of a woman fitting above description. The word "Sweetheart" was written across the ass of her pants. Only "Swart" was visible; the rest of the word was sucked up inside her ass crack.
Did you see that swart get into her car? It tilted a foot to the left!
by Paul June 16, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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The devastating combination of passing gas whilst one is excessively sweaty. A prime example of a person displaying this behavior would be the ever klassy Brandon Davis, as I'm sure in all his alcohol induced obnoxiousness and sweatiness he passes some mean farts.
While I was on the treadmill today, my bean burrito kicked in something vicious and I swarted so loud the entire gym heard it!
by Chachigirl June 29, 2006
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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