the act of renting a nice hotel room for you and your lady then she doesnt show.....so you are forced into masturbating.
this bitch didnt show so i had to tap myself into a swanky wank.
by greg March 28, 2004
To enjoy the V.I.P of masturbation by wearing a condom
Gotta go, I need a swanky wank.
by GLC June 02, 2003