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A rare disease only a few people in the world have. The disease is not active unless you get in contact with Alcohol, weed or punani. The person who is carrying the disease grows a very long penis in a short time, and all his confidence and pride is coming from his penis. You can only get infected by the disease by getting raped by the carrier, but there is a big chance that the a guy with swanflu will do that!

Symptoms:
Puking and pooping random places at parties.
Peeing while walking.
Violent.
Sensitive nipples.
Urge to have sex constantly.
Drinks extreme amounts of beer.
Wants to be macho.
Look how he is peeing all over the cars! He probably got the Swanflu
by Noozle Woops March 08, 2011
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