"Hey, is that Maria making out with Margaret? I guess she does the swan dive"
The act of abruptly proceeding to fingerbash
a female in an unexpected and inappropriate manner.
John felt dinner with Sarah was getting awkward so he went for a swan dive to break the tension.
something azuritereaction should do
dez, swan dive
When you need to poo so badly, you run to the bathroom, drop your drawers and poo mid sitting down.
I had to go so bad, I ran up three flights of stairs and took a swan dive as soon as I got to the can.
The act of swan diving into bed as you would into a pool whilst inadvertantly inserting yourself into your female partner.
- Dude, my girlfriend was sleeping last night, totally did a Swan Dive! - No way!!!
When a person stands on the toiletbowl, takes a dump, and has it land in the water, splashing upward toward the person.
"I did a swandive in the bathroom and got feces and water all over the floor."
Heroically underappreciated talent. Went from initially promising beginnings to obscurity.
'Boy, that Bruce Campbell sure did a Swandive.'