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Stupid ugly broad you find lurking around bars near closing time, looking for drunk guys who didn't pick up any of the good looking fish and then are so wasted, that they end up being "picked up" by the disease infested mongrel also known as "Swamp Donkey".
Yo guy, i woke up this morning rolled over and found the biggest ugliest Swamp Donkey laying next to me, told me her name was jenny, then i smacked her, spat on her then threw her outside.
by Freddy_G54321 November 04, 2009
 
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a swamp donkey is a really disgusting girl. usually very slutty,dirty and poor.
Jay-tee said " i hella want pussy, i think im going to call Jen."

Murphy replied " but she's a swamp donkey!"
by COBRA OPERATED June 09, 2009
 
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A big Largemouth Bass. Also known as a "toad" or "slaunch". Made popular by television show personality Mark Zona on "Zona's Awesome Fishing Show".
"This fish is about 8 lbs; that's friggin' a Swamp Donkey"
by French Ribiera December 22, 2012
 
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Woman ranging in the 4 to 7 realm on the 10 point hot scale, that on first glance appears fuckable. However on further inspection, this girl actually has greasy skin and unfortunately when you imagine her cooch, all you can think of is a hairy, wet, swampy pit. There happens to be a queen swamp donkey, referred to as the swamp donkess. These donkeys of the swamp tend to act like cats in heat, so watch your step.
Dude, annie is such a swamp donkey!
That girl will totally swamp your donk.
by Skip Broke Nicole January 16, 2010
 
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Pretty much the equivalent of any girl that walks onto the set of "Jerry Springer". A woman who wears clothes that are 3 times too small,smells like she lives in a swamp, speaks like a dero and looks like a fat-ass donkey turd.
"Piss off, ya Swamp Donkey!"
by loopy_bugs January 29, 2009
 
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noun: an old Chevy Truck, usually green in color, that most men and all women would be embarrassed to drive on a public roadway. Runs rather well for its age, but leaves much to be desired in appearance. Most often used for hauling garbage or providing heat while drinking beer in the driveway.
Doug: "Let's have a beer! I'll fire up the Swamp Donkey."
by Danatsams January 28, 2013
 
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A girl that is so nasty and ugly that she looks like a donkey that just crawled out of a swamp
I gotta get to a new school. All these swamp donkeys got fattitude.
by OhThatsRich August 21, 2012