Tod: Oh the Swamp Donkey? No one wants that skank. Have you seen that shit that's in her eye?
ya shes so fuckin ugly I wouldn't fuck her with a shot-gun well maybe a shot gun if loaded.Ha Ha that was not a joke.Seriously that bitch is so nasty you could run her over with a 18 wheeler and it would improve her looks.
Dude, I dare you to go pretend your drunk and show them your no-no spot!
Then see if you can get them to buy me a drink!