When a woman gives a blow job with ice in her mouth and suddenly spits out the ice cube and crams it up his anus.
Bruce gave a surprised squeal of glee when his wife gave him a swamp cooler.
by trixie360 July 19, 2009
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A cold wet rag applied to the vaginal region post coitus.
Guy: Wow, that was some hot sex!
Girl: My lady bits are on fire! Grab me a swamp cooler!
by SugarShaker September 8, 2017
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(Must be sitting down in order for it to work properly)
After a hard days work or just the usual male doings, when the chode is humid and sweaty, he scoots to the edge of the chair or wherever he's sitting and finds a comfortable position. He then must spread his legs and move them inward and outward (moving knees towards each other), creating a breeze with his thighs. In turn, the air makes the swampy conditions of his grundle cool in temperature.
"My gooch is so sweaty right now...I need to do the swamp-cooler."
by Merick August 15, 2007
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On a hot day, when sweat has accumulated down your ass crack, you drop your pants slightly and have someone blow air straight down your cheeks causing an evaporative cooler effect resulting an immediate drop in body temperature.
Tom was getting close to having a heat stroke so he had Tammy hook him up with a Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler to cool him off.
by John Baggins June 18, 2022
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