William: Shit man, she's got the Swamp Ass!
- sweating on a hot day
- not bathing enough
- long day of work, sports, play
- incomplete wipe due to rush or laziness
The crack will often feel squishy, wet, unpleasant, and itchy. It is recommended to take a bath with soap to sanitize the condition.
After a long day of moving furniture. "I need to go home and take a shower before I get swamp ass."