Describing something that is amazingly kick ass; here are the symptoms of seeing something that is Swagalicuos.
Painful tension in neck
Visual disturbances / loss of vision / spots in vision / double vision / seeing spots or "halos" / nystagmus
Tingling / numbness in the extremeties
General imbalance / clumsiness
Intolerance to bright light / difficulty adjusting to light change
Vertigo from position change or sudden standing
Difficulty walking on uneven ground / feeling ground under feet
Poor / degraded motor skills
Difficulty negotiating steps
Pressure / pain in the neck
Pressure / pain behind the eyes (soreness in the eyeballs)
Ringing in ears (like the tone heard in a hearing test)
Hiccups associated with drinking carbonated beverages
Bob1: Oh shit!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob2: What's up bob?
Bob1: I saw a swagalicuos (SWAG-A-LISH-USS) pastry!!!!!