If you know any person that has used the word swag more than 5 times in their life, you can go ahead and assume 1) they will never graduate from High School 2) they will probably never amount to anything and 3) they will never be smarter than a street light.
Person 2 "LOL You're going to spend the rest of your life depending on the U.S. Government, yo!
Darrel: You got so much dick in your ass
Assface Magee: Fuck you, SWAG
Me: 'That's because you're a fucking retard trying to be like the rest of the try hards thinking their dumb ass have swag.'
The word quickly made its way to the states and has ever since become the catchphrase of douchbags and tools everywhere.
Person 2: "You're a dick"