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suv
An over size gas guzzler sherman tank utility vehicle owned by suburban retards that need to feel big .The suv is more of a vehicle of living up to a lifestyle and being trendy.The type of people that own these vehicles have to keep up with the Jones.These vehicles are owned among soccer moms that need a gas guzzler sherman tank to haul rugrat brats to soccer practice,go to pta meetings or a grocery getter.It does not make sense to have an offroad 3 ton 4 wheel drive vehicle that drive on asphalt roads majority of its life.It does not snow year round.Most suvs won't hit the dirt road or the mud pit. Most of the oversize suvs get terrible fuel milage of 13 mpg in city and 18 mpg in highway.Suvs have became ugly boxy vehicles that have no character that is lame as the owner. You are what you drive.If suvs would be eliminated the roads wouldn't be as cluttered,would conserve on fuel and would be alot of cooler vehicles on the road.
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by musclecar man November 11, 2009
 
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Suv
Sport Utility Vehicle. Neither a sport vehicle nor a utility vehicle. A whack, fakeass (and successful) attempt by the motor vehicle industry to lure in overpaid middle class workaholic moms who think that they need a 3 ton vehicle to carry their stupid kids to soccer practice.
"My old car got 38 miles per gallon and could carry only 4 people; despite the fact that i am a divorced mother of one, i had to upgrade to a vehicle that got 13 miles per gallon and could carry 10 people."
by Rypsaw April 30, 2003
 
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Suv
Gas-guzzling motor vehicle designed for off-road driving while only 5% of SUV owners ever go off road
by Anonymous March 03, 2003
 
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SUV
Selfish
Urban
Vanity

Driven by Assholes who are too preoccupied with showing off their vanity than saving the enviroment.
Stop making fun of my SUV...my luxury is more important than your child's clean air!
by Brad Bitzer January 28, 2004
 
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SUV
1. A practical vehicle if you live in rural Michigan and actually have a need for 4 wheel drive.

2. An nauseatingly irresponsible vehicle if you live in Miami and drive it solely because noone going to tell you that you can't.

Regardless, there is no reason that auto manufacturers shouldn't be required to increase the fuel efficiency of these beasts.
If you drive an SUV and bitch about gas prices, you are a fucking asshole and might even be our current president.
by nomorebushpleasegodnomorebush March 27, 2004
 
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SUV
Stupid Useless Vehicle
"Get your Stupid Useless Vehicle off the road!"
by inno March 07, 2004
 
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Suv
A type of pick-up truck with an attached camper shell and seats in the cargo bed.
Never intended for passenger use on the highway, is cheaper to manufacture due to loophole in federal laws regulating passenger saftey. Despite the manufacturing economy, on of the most expensive types of motor vehicles to own and operate-high accident and theft rate, low re-sale value, and poor performance and fuel economy.
Prone to roll over and kill all occupants from something as simple as a failed tire. The lack of structure mandated for real passenger vehicles allows the 'SUV' to cave in upon rollover, while even the cheapest passenger car is legally required to have a roll cage in the roof structure.
Marketed as a more cool replacement for the minivan or station wagon. Often seen in news reports as the scene of multiple fatalities resulting from a blown tire. There is a new generation of vehicles marketed as suv or hybrid vehicles, these are not as dangerous, being based on minivan or car chassis-engineered for use on paved surfaces.
Mom flipped her suv.
by cle June 03, 2003
 
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Suv
Gas-powered compensations for a little winkies.
My no no special stick is inverted and looks like an anus with a beard, but damn can I cut people off with this who-jigger.
by PEE-nis ex-TEN-shun May 27, 2003