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suv
Satan's Utility Vehicle. Nothing more than an irresponsible, gaz-guzzling, status symbol bought and operated by sexualty frustrated housewives, trophywives and suburban soccer moms who think they own the road and believe it requires a 3-ton monstrocity to haul 2 kids to practice while their cheating, corporate executive husbands are off banging their secretary. An SUV can often be seen occupying two parking spaces so it won't be hit by another "inferior" vehicle.
An SUV is an absolutely worthless, irresponsible automobile that does nothing but serve as a status cymbol to show off your money to others as if we care how much money you have. All SUVS are incredibly irresponsible to the environment and should be outlawed.
by krock1dk March 24, 2008
 
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suv
Screws Up Volkswagens---->SUV
Should have been called SBOW- Security Blanket ON Wheels
1.)A large unnecessary pile of shit (no matter how much it costs)who's owners enjoy pissing away the worlds natural resources more than R. Kelly enjoys pissing on women. Their owners usually justify owning one for its ability to make them feel safe and to transport their large family consisting of 1 spoiled bratty ass child that will grow up to be an even bigger asshole than their parents. When in reality they just need to learn how to drive a normal size vehicle so they don't have to hide behind a tank. Basically its a suburban security blanket for morons.

2.) An ignorant useless automotive indulgence that has set the automotive industry back 20 years.

3.) What president Bush masturbates to photos of.

4.) The main reason why we will run out of oil one day.

5.) The main reason why the electric car concept was abandoned. See the film "who killed the electric car".

6.) What will most likely be the instrument of my death when im driving my 1959 VW Beetle down the interstate one day.

7.) Vehicles who's owners i will be laughing my ass off at when we run out of oil and they are reduced to nothing but large even more useless paperweights. I can always convert the bug to electricity.

8.) The reason why we need to put more fuel efficient and environmentally friendly bio diesel engines in large vehicles.

9.) The reason why people will not be able to drive and enjoy classic cars in the future. Because SUV's drank up all the gas.

10.) The only vehicle you see on the road if you live in Short Pump Virginia.

11.) The reason why people are afraid to drive compact cars. If they buy an SUV they cannot get hurt if another SUV runs into them.

"Some selfish shit bag in an SUV ran over me while i was driving my bug down the interstate. Now im disabled and have to spend the rest of my life as a vegetable while their ass can walk around and enjoy their selfish little suburban lifestyle and live in their overpriced cookie cutter home. But thats my fault i guess. How stupid of me to be driving a fuel efficient compact car. If i was driving an SUV this wouldnt have happened."
by A Swinger October 26, 2007
 
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Sport Utility Vehicle. Similar to a station wagon but built on a light-truck chassis. Usually equipped with four-wheel drive for on or off-road ability, some SUVs include the towing capacity of a pickup truck with the passenger-carrying space of a minivan. The SUV's popularity has since declined,due to criticism regarding excessive gasoline consumption, pollution, cost, and poor safety.
The "S.U.V.'s" consumption of gas is really high.
by coco38 January 27, 2009
 
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Socially Unacceptable Vehicle
My S.U.V. gets more than 7 miles to the gallon!
by mandy-louise October 29, 2008
 
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SUV
Super-Unattractive-Virgin
Basically a virgin that THINKS shes/he da shit.(usally a girl)
-"Hey you saw Shakita today, struttin around cause she got a new purse?"
-"Yeah, but still doesn't change the fact shes a SUV.
by Kidd2331 March 31, 2008
 
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suv
Sport utility vehicle. What is so sporty of sherman tank offroad gas guzzler cargo trailer puller and cargo hauler? Nothing sporty about it unless mom and dad is taking kids to a sports meet. That is soccer practice. The suv is a vehicle of trend than a vehicle that is owned among soccer dads and moms that live in the suburbs that need to keep up with the jones. The suburban zombies are in the mind state of sharing the same brain,because they have no concept of how to make their own decisions.The suv is taken from a pickup and been modified. The suv is a vehicle of a lifestyle not for it's real purpose.Most suvs don't hit the offroad mud trails on a daily basis.
soccer moms utility off road rugrat brat hauler
suv-soccer utility vehicle
suv-suburban urban vanity
suv-stupid useless vehicle
suv-sherman tank utility vehicle
suv is a mini van and station wagon replacement and upgrade
by clz28 April 24, 2010
 
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Large, useless piece of shit, usually driven by cellphone yapping, middle aged businessmen, whos idea of "offroad" is the paved driveway.
Most S.U.V.s have little to no offroad ability and have a useless pseudo-4WD transmission combined with an automatic gearbox mated to a gutless yet uneconomical powerplant, which suits the high earning owners lifestyle perfectly.
Notoriously dangerous at high speed, and even at low speed whilst cornering. A 'sports kit' does little to make it 'sporty' or increase overall performance.

The SUV is of similar status to the MPV, but is more usless than the MPV
"My Subaru has gone places my boss can't take his S.U.V."
by R Martin January 03, 2006
 
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No this is not a definition for a car, this is the initials of a recent insult: Shut Up Virgin.
The SUV insult is used against teens that are oddly still virgins ( Note: Best used when the victim is a 16-year old Dude).
For the success of the insult, The person who you insult HAS to be a virgin, REALLY, they HAVE to be virgins...Or else you fail.
Example of a nailed S.U.V. insult:

*Some guy is talking*
You:...
*Guy is still talking*
You: Oh my fuckin' god SHUT UP VIRGIN!! Are you fuckin' allergic to vaginas?!
by DehNoobShow February 13, 2012