Satan's Utility Vehicle. Nothing more than an irresponsible, gaz-guzzling, status symbol bought and operated by sexualty frustrated housewives, trophywives and suburban soccer moms who think they own the road and believe it requires a 3-ton monstrocity to haul 2 kids to practice while their cheating, corporate executive husbands are off banging their secretary. An SUV can often be seen occupying two parking spaces so it won't be hit by another "inferior" vehicle.
An SUV is an absolutely worthless, irresponsible automobile that does nothing but serve as a status cymbol to show off your money to others as if we care how much money you have. All SUVS are incredibly irresponsible to the environment and should be outlawed.
by krock1dk March 24, 2008
No this is not a definition for a car, this is the initials of a recent insult: Shut Up Virgin.
The SUV insult is used against teens that are oddly still virgins ( Note: Best used when the victim is a 16-year old Dude).
For the success of the insult, The person who you insult HAS to be a virgin, REALLY, they HAVE to be virgins...Or else you fail.
Example of a nailed S.U.V. insult:

*Some guy is talking*
You:...
*Guy is still talking*
You: Oh my fuckin' god SHUT UP VIRGIN!! Are you fuckin' allergic to vaginas?!
by DehNoobShow February 13, 2012
stands for:

Souped

Up

Van
lets ride in my mom's SUV
by bedolla1993 January 16, 2012
suv: to have sex make love do the dirty
baby why dont you just come over for 45 minutes so we can suv
i suved that jivel last night
by James Riney April 07, 2007
straight up virgin. never done anything sexuall
Alex is a suv, fuck
by emily32222 May 25, 2010
Slightly used vacuum.
Can I borrow your SUV?
Its not brand-new but sure.
by bob joey January 10, 2007
A stylish and practical car best suited for driving around the suburbs. Originally aimed at real 'off roading' they now provide the answer to a person so vain and selfish they'd rather drive a two tonne truck-car then risk being seen in a 'daggy' sedan. Unconcerned with actual driveability, safety or fuel economy an suv can be the answer to a debt burdened suburbanite provideing all the image desired. A real suv driver never travels off road and those who do take the car off the road should really stop trying to live up to the sad image portrayed at the dealership and get a life!
the suv a wonderful car that should be enjoyed by all...except the sad ones actually wanting to take it on the dirt go join the army or something
by one smart blonde January 28, 2007
a vehicle that Senator Jean-Luc Kerry owns but denies like a mother fucker. Fucking phony bastard!
Everybody sing, "SUV, oh SUV, oh how I love my SUV" Hey, lets go fill up, it's an ozone action day dontcha know!
by Mr Fossil Fuel September 11, 2004

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