1. A vehicle made to go off road for camping trips, hunting, and for trail riding, but is only used for getting groceries.
2. A boxy vehicle that while made to function in mud, rocks, or sand, can often be seen dodging small puddles since the owner just washed and waxed it before picking up his "ho".
3. Further proof that most of the American buying public are sheep easily led to slaughter (see croc clogs)
That SUV can hold eight people, but that 5'2" bitch yakking on her cell phone and weaving in and out of traffic without using her turn signal is driving all alone.
Wow, I never knew that you needed a four wheel drive Lexus to pick up a dozen donuts!