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a test-tube baby, or a publicity stunt. no way was she conceived naturally, because her dad, tom cruise is a fag! COME OUT OF THE CLOSET, TOM CRUISE!!!!
suri was made in a test tube.
by da trick biatch April 23, 2006

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A word that applies to children, usually female, born to parents who are thought to be crazy. Comes from Suri Cruise, who was born to Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, the world's most famous scientologist (see scientology).

Note that while the word 'Suri' applies to the child it does not necessarily mean that the child is crazy. The label 'Suri' shouldn't been used as a derogatory remark.
Guy 1: Dude, her parents are seriously crazy!
Guy 2: Yeah, she's a real Suri.
by Dan Downs April 20, 2006

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Girls name which means 'Lord' in Hebrew; 'pickpocket' in Japanese; and 'free publicity' in Holywoodspeak.
"Do you think Tom Cruise wants his daughter Suri to grow up to be a pickpocket?"
"Nah... there must have been some other reason for picking that name."
by robcraine April 20, 2006

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The evil alien spawn of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. The chosen child of Scientology born 4/19/06.
L. Ron Hubbard smiled an evil grin when Suri was born.
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A word that applies to children, usually female, born to parents who are thought to be crazy. Comes from Suri Cruise, who was born to Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, the world's most famous scientologist (see scientology).

Note that while the word 'Suri' applies to the child it does not necessarily mean that the child is crazy. The label 'Suri' shouldn't been used as a derogatory remark.
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Guy 2: Yeah, she's a real Suri.
by Dan Downs April 20, 2006

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the name suri is a feminine name coming from the persian word meaning red rose, and like the red rose, suris' are very beautiful and super sexy, they're the kind of people that you won't feel shy to go up to and talk to. suris' are one of the best people to go to bed with, especially because they're never afraid to try anything, 69, anal, bondage, you name it, they'll do it :D of course that doesn't means suri's are whores, it just means they're one of the sexiest people alive xD
boy 1: dude, i had it with a suri last night
boy 2: no waaay!
boy 1: i didn't even know i could do things like that until last night...
boy 2: she was a suri, what did u expect?
boy 1: seriously...
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Suri is an awesome girl. She's the cutest, the smartest, the funniest of all the girls i know. I love her like hell, WOW ! She so understands me and it's like we were connected. i'm the retard she's the brain. I'm the slave she's the master. Every morning, I'm stunned by all this cuteness on her so gnugnugnugnugnugnu face ! I just love being with her, hugging her, kissing her... She's the sun of my days <3
i love suri
suri is awesome
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