Surfman 

One of the most dangerous jobs in the United States Coast Guard. One must go through extensive training to become a Surfman. One must first qualify for Coxswain and Heavy Weather Coxswain before even attempting to qualify for Surfman.

Surfmen usually man 47-foot life saving boats and are manned at MLS stations for Search and Rescue missions in severe weather and/or sea conditions.

Fisherman #1: "We are so screwed. Our ship is capsized and we're in 30 foot waves!"
Fisherman #2: "Here comes a Coast Guard surfman to save our asses!"

When lives are in danger and the shit hits the fan, who do they call? The surfman!

Surfman by Zager October 11, 2006

Surfmastering 

The philosophy of the surfmaster. To outsiders it looks like failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. However the surfmaster lives happily without seeing this - its true that ignorance is bliss, if you are a surfmaster.

Tom is a surfmaster - you can tell by looking at his surfmastering philosophy.

Surfmastering by Roloooo July 20, 2006

surfmaster 

Surfmaster is a hybrid, part surfer part webmaster. Surfmastering is the philosophy of the Surfmaster.

Tom likes to surf and make webpages - he builds them for fun, but without deeper understanding or knowledge. He is a surfmaster.

surfmaster by Roloooo July 20, 2006

Surmanism 

the worship or adoration of the Surminator; it is the essence of hard tests, no word bank, and of all Surmination.

Alex made this for the Surminator for Christmas; she has officially converted to Surmanism and declared herself a Surmanist.

Surmanism by ProudSurminator December 21, 2012