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To look at or browse your desktop files and documents when your internet is down, while either waiting for your internet connection to be restored or if you're just bored.
The internet has been down all day, I've been surfing the desktop in the meantime. I even found some videos I forgot I had downloaded.
by CD3366 September 04, 2011
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When your internet is down and you're trying to find whatever porn you have saved on your computer.
"Dammit, the internet's down. Guess I gotta go surfing the desktop"
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