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A nickname for Bacardi 151 - in the beginning of the night you feel like you can fly, like superman, but by the end of the night you are paralyzed like Christopher Reeves. The kids at Roger Williams all drank superman and ended up passed out at 9:30.
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When you fuckin' have a hard on after you wake up in the morning because you gotta pee and the only way you can relieve yourself without pissing all over the bathroom is to put both hands on the wall in front of you and then lift your right or left leg so that you penis can point straight down into the toilet bowl...and release I accidentaly knocked your toothbrush over with my leg when I superman-ed this morning.
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To cum on a bitches back and put a pillow case on the cum thus giving her a cape to be superman. Guy:Yo cunt let me superman you
Girl:Y..Yes jamal Guy:AHHH fuck yea *cum on back* Guy:Hold up bitch I ain't done *puts pillow case on back* Girl:*silently cries* ar...are u done Guy:Yea bitch...now fly lil nigga bitch |
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The man every kids pray during the first minutes of a school class so the teacher won't make it to the class. There is always a lot of suspense during these first minutes, we don't know when the answer to our prayer will take form. But when it is confirmed that the reaper won't be there, everybody explode in a fountain of joy, screaming "YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!", and singing "Celebration time", a classic by Kool and the gang, while everybody cum in their pants. You know, I'm not very faithful but... If you hear me superman, help me!
(Vous savez, ch'pas très croyant mais... Si vous êtes là superman aidez-moi!) |
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When a woman is fisted in the vagina and ass simultaneously, with her partner positioned below her in such a way that his arms are outstretched and he looks like the flying superhero. Joe wanted desperately to superman his girlfriend, but when he suggested it she broke up with him.
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when you and your buddys are hittin a jay and that shit is burning your fingertips...put that shit up to you lips and inhale that bitch and swallow it. you've just supermaned the blunt. "Yo Justin just burned his tongue trying to superman that blunt roach!"
"the jay is almost out, what should i do with it?" "SUPERMAN DAT HOE" |
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a massively overpowered loser who is invincible and is able to easily escape the pull of a blackhole yet gets his ass handed to him by a person with no superpowers. wtf dc? superman, right after stopping a giant meteor in midspace, just got knocked out by one punch from some random thug. goku would kick that thugs ass.
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